1. get bored with two of your housemates. lie down on mattresses in your pathetic empty living room.
2. teach them how to make a tambuli out of their hands to call the wind in kay ang electric fan apektado sa brown out.
3. talk to ants. watch them carry crumbs from your tuna sandwich and scream "Go! Go! Go!"
4. Sing with all your heart to Goo Goo Dolls' "Black Balloon" and Jaya's "Bakit-kailangan-puso-ay-masaktan" sa phone sa imong housemate nga nangugat na intawn ang volume.
5. Greet everyone you know "Happy Mother's Day"
6. Kutaw og duha ka litrong juice. Consume with smokes. Just the three of you. Pag contest dayon mo'g balik-balik sa CR.
7. Ayaw'g kaligo. Unya na. Unya na. Forever unya na.
8. When all else has been done, pag apir-apir na lang mo. (kaysa naman magtinutukay ra mo, diba...)
9. Watch the ants do their business and laugh kay imong giwala ilang linya ug nagpanic silang tanan.
10. Sing "100 bottles of beer, 100 bottles of beer" all the way to "1 bottle of beer" samtang nagtagay mo'g Tang Mango flavor ug Apple Iced Tea nga Tang gihapon.
11. Pagdinakpanay mo'g utot. Do it with spray paint. Go figure.
12. Pag apir-apir mong tulo.
