At least I could be tall after all, if only in print. My designer-housemate pushed me into sporting his clothes for his portfolio last night. I learned the following:
1) Best be a contortionist, or you'll have a good dose of pama-ol the day after.
2) If it takes you two hours to put on contact lenses, you're a first-timer-idiot.
3) Steer clear of the people who make you laugh a second before the shutter clicks. Chances are, people can see your brains through your mouth; your most awkward pose on Bitoy's Funniest Home Photos and there you are, your mouth in a frozen guffaw with flaring nostrils.
4) Cap the night with wacky photos of your gay housemates in all their rainbow-colored glory, complete with Teletubbies-tummies. Share smokes and stories at 3 am while acknowledging the presence of your house ghost.
