whose job description is to get news from the net, or from the paper, paraphrase them with all my heart and soul to the best of my ability, and read them as if a road kill were good news.
i have to feel like that woman with the sultry voice who says "only here, on the Lifestyle network"
do catch me and my fumbling over the words on y101 on the 55th minute of every hour from 10:55 in the morning to 1:55 in the afternoon delivering to you news and the latest updates on gossip, bloodbaths, vote-for-me's, extinct species resurfacing, oldest man alive celebrating his 116th birthday, 10-meter colossal squid, itanim si pechay and eat him up in tinola and what have you.
oh, and happy birthday russ, no big celebrations, but take it from me, my birthday always falls on hell week, it's all good. Yen's asking for us in Dumaguete, we could fly there. Yen, wait up, it's all good, we'll all be fine even if i'm on my last few thousand pesos for the next decade, and even if we're still lost kids. God, please come and fetch me. Anyway yen, we'll try our best to get there. Vera, KEEP SINGIIIING!!!! (Aaaaahhh...)
