In the Philippines, Red Horse beer is by far the strongest beer. It contains 6.81% alcohol by volume. Cheese actually goes well with beer, better than wine.
The alcohol present in beer is ethyl alcohol (yes, like the disinfectant). Beer has its health benefits: it is a good source of magnesium, potassium, phosphorus, selenium, biotin and B vitamins. And according to Wikipedia.com, “the darker the brew, the more nutrient dense.”
This is perhaps why when we get tipsy, we are happy...and then...
Too much intake of beer is also a very good source of stories that prove you to be less than human. and appologies, by the next day.
Alcohol in the body impairs motor function and coordination; this results in driving accidents, falls, recurrent patella dislocations, and worse, rolling off on the floor while you flail your arms and legs screaming help you're drowning.
Alcohol harms brain function, leading to confusion of whether a secret is something you should broadcast (ah, there is truth in wine...). It also causes memory loss (oh fuck, who killed my dog...???) Alcohol has a dehumanizing effect, as it is a depressant, but its immediate effect on many users may make them more agitated or aggressive;
it robs you of what dignity you have while rubbing on your beermates litanies of your problems, curses, as well as your puke, sweat and tears as you grow lachrymose. and then you tell them you love them all before you go plunk. pahid mo na pati laway mo.
